1) this morning my coworker took out his electric shaver. turned to the side, hunched over his seat and proceeded to shave his face. he didn’t think anyone would notice i guess. i did. very nice. not.
2) last nite i saw a dog with a bumble bee outfit. wings and everything. i texted my friend i saw a bumble bee dog! minutes later i saw a devil dog. with devil horns on his hoodie. its getting cold outside and winter months in beijing is apparently like a never ending canine halloween. nice. i like. so cute.
3) no smoking signs mean yes smoking. a few weeks ago, in an airport in kuming i told the lady. hey lady, i’m pregnant why are people smoking when there is no smoking signs placed on the table. oh we allow smoking. wait, but there’s no smoking signs. oh but we allow smoking. seconds later….i want a sandwich. but don’t put ham in cuz i’m a vegetarian. but you’re pregnant. you should eat some meat. nice very nice. i should breathe in second hand smoke and damage my unborn imaginary fetus. but wait, i should also eat meat. it does a body good. very nice. you’re crazy lady.
just some chinese observations…..
